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Ducks just quack. There's nothing intelligent about them. And they have a really poor sense of humour. Have you tried engaging intellectually with a duck, or trying to make it laugh? Exactly, they just don't respond. All the cartoon ducks, Donald, Daffy and the rest, have personalities and humour. Not the real ones.They just waddle around, quack and generally don't laugh at jokes. Until we met Darren Duck, a resident of Old McDunghill's farm. Lucky for him, he was on the menu until he laughed at our chicken joke, and now he's pulling them in with his performances and making the farmer a ton of money. Click on the picture above to listen.
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