The Taaponixuu are the most emotional beings in the galaxy. Humans laugh till they cry; the Taaponixuu laugh and cry together because they can't be happy without being sad. They experience contradictory emotions in each leg (they look like a cross between a tarantula and a fish) and these emotions flood together in their brains (which are evenly distributed throughout their bodies). However, they only feel these mixed emotions at the festival of Chortumpidooloogb, which is held every three days (a year to the Taaponixuu). Luckily for our researcher, this is the only time they are safe to be with, since for the rest of the time (about two hours between festivals) they're callous, unfeeling, vicious, ravening beasts that eat anything in their path. Even the Kadak avoid them outside of the Chortumpidooloogb season. Click on the picture above to listen. Finally, remember that they have a secret plan to take over the entire galaxy and force all its inhabitants to celebrate the Chortumpidooloogb festival before being ceremonially eaten. Though I suppose it's not really a secret any more.

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